do herpes really smell.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
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The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
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He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
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So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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