Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
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And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
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Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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