her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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