for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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