Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
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if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
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A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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