hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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