Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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