these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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