# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
one two three fourrrrnication!
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
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