maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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