on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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