do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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