He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
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i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
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I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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