dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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