you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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