Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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