what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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