planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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