I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
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someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
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Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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