I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
Randomize
