1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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