So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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