I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
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i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
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there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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