im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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