I think I won the penis lottery.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
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A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
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Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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