I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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