The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
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are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
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Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
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Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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