i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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