i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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