so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I am naked and annoyed.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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