My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
