please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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