But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
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theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
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and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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