I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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