Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
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