I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
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there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
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I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!