So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
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The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
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No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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