Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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