It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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