Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
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Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
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just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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