awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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