Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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