we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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