I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
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booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
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Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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