Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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