Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
