I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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