I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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