YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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