Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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