After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
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I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
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It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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