dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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