Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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