Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
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well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
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I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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