He is an equal opportunity slut.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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